Pastel Demon Overlord.

myreligioniskindness:

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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real-faker:

megabarker:

mypatronusisrorypond:

Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!

Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable

I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did

ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

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distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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