collide-with-the-pie:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

somebody please explain this ;-;

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thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

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daikibooty:

shiiin-chan:

daikibooty:

shiiin-chan:

daikibooty:

shiiin-chan:

daikibooty:

i need a friend who loves puns just as much as i do

i think people are just afraid of puns, i understand though, i used to be afraid of hurdles, until i got over it

AJ marry me right now! Our wedding will be so emotional, that even the cake will be in tiers

is this a proposal? because i find it very engaging

This is a proposal. I mean marriage with you does have a nice ring to it.

oh my best friend will be so proud, she’ll practically be maid of honor

 Just don’t get a hoarse throat while walking in the rain from your bridal shower

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blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid
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t0gekisses:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

what the fuck is going on and why is there a yellow person too???

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joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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take this picture down immediately

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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rumminov:

Whoops I know I said I was going to do refs first but… I have no motivation… OTL

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mopsthefloors:

Ibukini and undies as PJs!

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