If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?
at least switch it up a bit. melee’s cool but be a social justice paladin or a social justice berserker. let’s add some colour to this concept
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.